Footnote on a plan

My appetite has been completely squashed.

Yes. I’ve been reduced to punning. Punning is more fun than pureeing. In case you’ve ever wondered how much puree you can make from a five dollar farmer’s market gourd – a fairly pretty blue “sweet meat,” bought with an eye for its cuttable flatness more than for its shade. There was a simply exquisite slate blue, of a different variety, but it was dangerously egg shaped – the answer is over twelve cups. Ugh. Just the thought of orange makes my over-licked fingers cringe reflectively.*

On the bright side, the bright green side, I now have pumpkin-miso muffins, which I’m sure will taste great once I can face them again. And I have frozen pumpkin custard.

The heart plummets at the thought.

I have also done a more thorough job of cleaning the kitchen than any of my family could ever have expected*, and I have bathed for over an hour with Bram Stoker’s Dracula – which I am earnestly enjoying. Would it be too redundant to say I’m enjoying it with great delight? The prose is hilarious, the meals described do not involve squash, and though only twenty-some pages in, I have already been surprised quite a few times. It’s not at all what I was imagining, and it will be most difficult to pace myself and finish it near halloween.  Especially since I have another squash, already cut, on a plate in my fridge, waiting to be simmered.


___________________ Sock’s Off ____________________

* I’ve never claimed to be some paragon of cleanliness, but more than once today the idea of washing my hands again has nearly made me throw them up in the air in surrender. Hopefully the squash stains will come off the walls.

* As Stoker writes “Despair has its own calm.”

Week’s End: October 12th

Despite the title, I’m feeling very creative right now. I’ve had a wonderful day, and even though my office ate all two dozen cookies I brought in (and then washed the plate, effectively destroying all the precious chocolate crumbs), I’m perfectly content. It’s Friday, I have a new rosemary and mint scented shampoo, I’ve been fairly productive recently, and I have tomorrow all to myself.

I’m thinking some cooking is in order.

Particularly, I want to make things with squash. I saw a blue squash two weeks ago, and it was so beautiful and strange that now I can’t get squash off my mind. Simmered squash is supposed to freeze fairly well, and I’ve been wanting to make miso and pumpkin muffins for the past five years now. Also a freezer item, you’ll note. Well, yes, I’m trying to stock up  so I can start taking nicer lunches to work. This week has worked out pretty fine, because I made carrot-y beef stew on Monday, but today I just dumped some miso paste in a jar. Come lunch time I added water, nuked it for a minute, shook, and drank. Ah, nourishment. Besides, there’s something really magical about laying up. Maybe it’s because I’m a possessive hoarder, but knowing that there’s something of mine, just waiting in case I need it, makes me feel all “squee” inside.

Sorry, is this boring you? How about this?

Dark and cloudy? No problem, just crank up the exposure like so . . . .

Don't worry, the other side isn't as orderly

Yeah, thought you might like that. We can pretend that I’m not the kind of idiot who, without checking the rim, takes the wide angle lens off their borrowed camera to take pictures of a whole room. This, Dad, is why I stick to “artsy” over “informative.” It’s kind of like the messy argument.


The top for this shelf is amazing.  All shiny and black and Woah!

I’ve come to an almost stand still on decorating and design and house-stuff in general. My next step for the family room is some wall art for the space above the couch. And wall scones: we have no light near any of the sitting areas – go figure.

Anyway, plans, plans, plans. But today is October 12th, I’m listening to Emma Jacob’s “Futatsu No Kodou to Akai,” and I’m about to fix myself a bowl of milk toast. Have a nice weekend everyone!

How to Get More from Division


Hello World!

Today I write as a homeowner. Not a particularly big homeowner, but I don’t see how my size really matters at the moment. In honor of this event I am doing the unthinkable: I’m posting in all three sections at once.

Backlog? Yes, just a bit. And yes, I did mean three. Bunberry (this one), DecoGear (that one), and . . . . Kimchi! Or is it KimOchi? It’s probably going to end up being Kimchi Kimochi, for no other reason than to have it’s initials be kk.* The subtitle is “More than a feeling.” Don’t groan, I’m actually rather proud of myself for that one. Anyway, Kim-O-chi will be my crafting/cooking section, and you can read it’s first entry here.

I’ve been pretty much ignoring the blog due to house hunting, and precedence indicates I will probably now start to ignore it because of house making, but that doesn’t mean I’m not constantly intending to think of it. It’s just, for now the house is a bit bigger and more, uh, present. It’s actually really pretty, even now, lacking any people furniture (I do have some bookcases) and drowning in cardboard boxes. I have four or five small white ones that say “Do Not Open Until July 16, 2005” or “July 21, 2007.” Yes, they’re the Official boxes used to hold Harry Potter Books 6 & 7. You better believe we stood in line for those books and we’ve got the boxes to prove it.*                                                                                                  I’ve already filled the above mentioned bookshelves. My book collection is a little out of hand. I started to make a row of fiction books by author and had to stop when I realized that I’d only left room for five or six volumes in the As-Cs. My Jane Austin collection alone probably adds up to seven books. I also have way too many plates, but these are our family’s old set – before my dad moved us to white dishes – so they don’t make me feel guilty about my hoarding tendencies. It’s funny though, to be just starting out and yet have So. Much. Where did it all come from? And, can I send it back?

Not that I would, but I like to have my options open.

__________________ Socks Off _________________________

*”kkkk” is chat speak, specifically Korean chat speak, for laughter. Kimchi you should know, it’s fermented cabbage and you can buy it in little jars in quite a number of groccery stores. Don’t listen to those naysayers, it’s good stuff. Kimochi is Japanese and refers to a feeling or mood, as in “きもちいい” (kimochi ii), or “a good feeling.”

* No, it wasn’t my idea. The easiest way to be a geek without even trying is to have a geeky family. I just stood there and watched the fanaticism explode, and look how I’ve benefited from it! Pretty white boxes, the perfect size for packing books into.

Between Fresh and Rotten

“Between fresh and rotten, there is a creative space in which some of the most compelling of flavors arise.”

––– Sandor Katz, The Art of Fermentation

I’ve been getting packages in the mail all week.

Okay, only two. But the anticipation as made the whole experince seep into every facet of my life, just as if I really were receiving packages every day, instead of checking their shipping status every half-hour.

Thursday these arrived:

Garters at Sunset, or some such.

Yes, more socks, to go with my ever growing collection. And yes, garters. I went to the Freer Art Gallery with a friend and her father a month ago and the night, beautiful as it was, experienced more than its fair share of worry over slipping, slouching, sagging stockings. So garters. I’ve tested them out twice now, with my new favorite socks, and can attest to their usefulness and comfort. You think they’re going to be too tight when you first snap them on, but all that fat on our legs is conveniently movable. If you make them as lose as you think they should be they’re liable to fall down to your knees at the first mention of a brisk walk, as they did Friday, when I first wore them. Today I tightened them up (or down?) and wore them with my brown, Good Will heels while walking around Ikea. I didn’t have any slippage at all, and my legs didn’t turn purple and fall off. It’s actually quite easy to forget they’re there if you walk in a lady like fashion, though plodding along in my usual manner they tend to brush against each other every now and then. I’m curious to see how long they’ll last before stretching out completely.


If you’re afraid that this – the packages and stockings and care about appearance – is all rather materialistic, well yes it is. But don’t worry, what I lack in moderation I more than make up for in diversity because my next box, arrived just this afternoon, held a book.

Yes, The Art of Fermentation, by Sandor Katz. And while this tome does include beer and wine, it mostly contains kimchi, yogurt, miso, sauerkraut, and a peculiar Russian drink called kvass that’s traditionally made out of stale bread. It also has ginger beer, which alone is enough of a reason to chose it over the other pickling and canning books out there. I’ve been wanting to make this forever even though, up to now, I had not the foggiest idea of what it was.

Already I’ve flipped through some of the “recipes” (after admiring the cover, of course. Carrot-orange dust jacket over maroon-dusted-plum with gold lettering, finished with pumpkin colored endpapers, and my heart is lost again). Now I’m knuckling down and working my way through the first few chapters, which are full of indigestible psedo-latin phrases  and tantalizing pictures of the microcosmos that envelopes and overlays our whole life. It’s sci-fi: mini edition.

The author of this book, who I know nothing about, has taken the pain to include a “Cultural Revivalist Manifesto,” which I have yet to read. The ignorance is mostly thoughtless (which I feel guilty for), but partly intentional (which I’m fine with). The subject of preservation, and therefore food and nutrition, blends so easily with political view points it makes me a little prickly. I’m afraid the one thing I am consistent about is being contrary, and so when I read anyone who is passionate, dare we say radical, I tend to grind my heels in for no other reason than pure willfulness. Despite this purposeful mental distancing, I agree with a lot of the basic, underlying principles on which the author’s love for fermented foods is founded. The ideas of community, sustainability, and creativity – of culture, as he puts it – are neither new to me nor alien. One of my favorite books as a kid was Stalking the Healthful Herbs. I was already obsessed with the idea of eating whatever came to hand, and then Euell Gibbons has such a wonderful way of writing – so thick and summery. Surely Gibbons, in his own way, urged us to “break out of the confining and infantilizing dependency of the role of the consumer (user), and take back our dignity and power by becoming producers and creators.” I’m positive he shared the sentiment – as must I, in some way, to be interested in this book even a little and to thrill at the idea that one day, maybe after a few years of careful sauerkraut production, I’ll be able to move onto jeryking meat and making aged cheeses. Still, after being reminded that we may all soon be without electricity, I need to read such lines as these to settle my contentious spirit:

“Yet ultimately more compelling (at least for me) than preservation, health, or energy efficiency benefits are the complex edgy flavors of fermentation . . . .”

Yes. It’s primarily about food. But reading the pop-science chapter has made me want to learn more about microorganisms in general. Is there such a book written out there in English for people who still think light is black magic, or should I kill two birds with one stone and watch more Moyashimon? I’m going to put off both possibilities because I’m just about to start Chapter 3: Basic Concepts and Equipment.

The Weary Wave

Hello everyone! Just wanted to pop in and say “hi,” and all that. My plots and plans for this blog are bubbling and boilng away on the back burner of my mind at the moment. Instead of sketching blog banners I’ve been drawing page after sticky note after memo pad of rooms, and all this because (drum roll please) I’ve been condo hunting.

Yes, if you bet that we wouldn’t be able to stand each other for more than two years, you win. Come collect your prize money.

Anyway, I know there are a lot of little, but extremely annoying, problems with my current blog layout (no pictures on the front page, post pages too narrow, etc.) and these will be fixed – in August. Hopefully.

Thanks for reading,

––– Sixer